Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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