Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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