I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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