he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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