i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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