When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
