What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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