I'm drive I can fine osifer
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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