Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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