Your mouth is God's brothel.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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