nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sorry about my life...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Did you pee in the oven last night??
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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