I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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