I cockslap morals
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
please don't ironically join a cult
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