is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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