Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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