Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I got chris browned last night
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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