I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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