i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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