We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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