going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You made out with two different species that night
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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