Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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