I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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