I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you win again, gameday.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
