Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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