Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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