if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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