Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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