Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
