whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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