Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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