ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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