Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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