Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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