He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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