But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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