Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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