ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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