My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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