Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
There r osticjed everywhere
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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