I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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