I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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