How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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