my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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