You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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