Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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