Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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