We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
