Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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