so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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