it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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